Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
An INTJ, an ENTJ, an INTP, and an ENTP enter a contest to see who can build a fence that covers the most area.
The INTJ knows that circles are the most efficient shape, and sets about building a circular fence.
The ENTJ understands the INTJ’s logic, but is concerned about costs and the difficulty in finding people who know how to build circular fences. They end up building a square fence.
The INTP ponders for a bit, builds a fence around a tree and says “I define that tree to be outside the fence.”
The ENTP simply says “I disagree with all of them” and then leaves to go to the bar.
"Late Night TV"
Creeping down the hallway,
He turns on the television quietly.
After everyone has gone to bed,
He looks at what they don’t want him to see.
The real education starts after hours,
So at boring stupid school he does awfully…
But he’ll learn everything he ever needs to know,
Thanks to watching Late Night TV.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever