These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: easyvirgin)
221b Hat by Sammi Brooker on Knitty
I have no words for how beautiful this is. Next knitting project, for sure.
Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
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Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
(via fishingboatproceeds)
As a matter of historical analysis, the relationship between secrecy and privacy can be stated in an axiom: the defense of privacy follows, and never precedes, the emergence of new technologies for the exposure of secrets. In other words, the case for privacy always comes too late. The horse is out of the barn. The post office has opened your mail. Your photograph is on Facebook. Google already knows that, notwithstanding your demographic, you hate kale.
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omgI wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”
That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.
POST THE REST I AM HOOKED
Guys it got better
OMG
Ah, the Ohio Nerdfighters facebook group is a beautiful place.
Brilliance, all of it.
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
(Source: grimyboy)
Anonymous asked:
A short film about tests. I really liked the music and lighting. Didn't really get the story, maybe because I've never taken a test online. Also, either your laptop is really small or your hands are massive. That is all.
HAHA i’m 6’3 so yes, my hands are huge. i really didnt have a story outline, i just really wanted a music video for my song, once it was done i thought it would make a better short art film than music video. also, why ask on anon? It made me happy to FINALLY hear some feed back on it, i would love to know who it was that liked it. anyway, thanks d-_-b
